Anna Nicole Smith
Nude

Things are just bigger in Texas. Take former Playmate of the Year and Guess? Jeans supermodel Anna Nicole Smith, who made it sexy to be a full-figured woman again in the famished times of waifs like Kate Moss. It’s especially nice to have that weight divided between her brontosaurus breasts and planetoid posterior. Playboy took her from chicken-flinging obscurity to centerfolds and table dances. Anna famously married paralyzed ninety-year-old billionaire J. Howard Marshall, whom she met at a topless club, in 1994. Anna Nicole may have been more than Marshall could handle, as he died a year later, and a court battle between the volcanically voluptuous widow and her (really) old man’s family ensued. She ended up walking away with millions, but that didn’t stop the temptress from sharing the wealth–at least in scores of saucy Playboy videos! We’re particularly fond of the wet lesbian scrub-a-dub from Anna Nicole Smith Exposed: Her Fantasy Revealed (1998). She’s appeared in more multiplex-friendly features, like her debut in The Hudsucker Proxy (1994) and Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994). And, of course, there have been the sexploitation thrillers To the Limit (1995) and Skyscraper (1995). Even more sexploitative and thrilling was Anna’s real life. After the tragic death of her son Daniel in 2006, she became embroiled in a who’s-the-daddy? controversy involving her newborn daughter and several possible fathers before her life tragically ended in a Florida hotel room in February, 2007. Anna will forever remain young, beautiful, and larger than life in her work . . . and in fans’ shorts. May she breast in peace.